you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
