Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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