I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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