FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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