Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sext me about skeletons
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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