It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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