All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I intend to get homeless drunk
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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