You surviving the open bar?
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do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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