he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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