Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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