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  sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.

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• Ummm... you CAN just do that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 9:59pm

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• Call me. I won't even charge you for the "extra cheese".

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 9:03am

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• You probably could bang the pizza guy if you wanted to be that girl, unless your maga fat or a burn victim or something, most likely he won't have a porn star penis though.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:46pm

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• ...or eat the pizza WHILE doing him....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 4:08pm

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• The OP must be a real winner if she can't get any. I'm scared

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:42am

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• i like your style 4:08

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:40am

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• I used to deliver pizza and always wished girls were like in the porn where they would blow you at the door.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 7:02pm

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• It really isn't difficult for women to get laid, i'm pretty sure most pizza guys don't turn sex down just because it isn't being filmed

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 7:10pm

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• ...Reminds me of Friends.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:46pm

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• Ummm... you CAN just do that. August 16, 2009 9:59PM 10000000% true I can' imagine you'd have to ask more than three random strangers before one of them would have sex with you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:53am

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• I doubt it would work for you. Even pizza guys have some standards

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 8:39am

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• If you're ok with fucking an ugly guy who just happens to have a huge dick, sure.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 5:20pm

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• 10:53 am . The OP could be a real sea hag. I don't think I'd fuck her with your dick

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:42pm

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