the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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