i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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