idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I could make wine with my vomit
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
false alarm, still single
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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