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  • 83 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:14pm

    In soviet Russia, walrus dick sucks you

  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:30am

    Lol I feel the same way my dad crosses the line daily...

  • 89 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:32pm

    I'm flexible enough to lick my own pussy ;)

  • 64 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:47pm

    Hhahahahaha Ive totally seen that video.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:24pm

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA DICK SUCKS WALRUS

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:29pm

    Dude I can so see my dad sending me some shit like that! My family is totally fucked!

  • 64 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:47pm

    Yeah, your family is fucked up. How unfortunate for them to have you, such a humorless whiny bitch.

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:30pm

    8:27 you're either a moron or still in high school. of all the people you text on a semi-regular basis, how many know the name and age of your dad? possibly 20% of my friends would.

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:57pm

    I love to fart in a room and cover the doors with towels so none of the smell escapes and just sit in there and try to taste the smell. I usually end up jacking off because tht odor really turns me on

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:51pm

    God the mods are fucking retarded. No one would say the age of their dad since the person they are sending it to would obviously know. Fake and fucking stupid.

  • 61 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:45pm

    If you have seen this movie .. then you get how funny this fucking text is ..

  • 63 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:57am

    I fucked your dad like a slutty sea lion. Coo Coo ka-Choo! Sincerely, -The Walrus

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:50am

    In soviet russia, dick sucks you!!!

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:50pm

    ...8:32 attention seexking slag. Physically impossible. 'Nuff said.

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:24pm

    I had sex with my older brother when I was 5

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:02am

    Family of ass clowns!

  • 56 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:41pm

    832 tell me more pretty lady

  • 59 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:42pm

    Tito say you are fat like walrus ass

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:21am

    /watch?v=Ros73m7xBRA this is that famed walrus "s-in his own d" video

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:04am

    In Soviet Russia you suck walrus dick

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:27am

    508 how are women slaves? And everyone is a sinner. Noones perfect. Doesn't matter your religion or lifestyle choices. And you said jews twice you antisemetic dumb fuck.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:34am

    Everyone look down (or up) at 8:27 and point

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:08am

    Legolas! What Do Your Elf Eyes See?

  • 58 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:09pm

    One time my e-mail account got a virus and sent all kinds of weird shit to people. Unfortunately a lot of them were from church, but oh well. I stopped going soon after that anyway.

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:59pm

    8:57, what the fuck????

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:05pm

    In soviet russia ur 54 yr old dad is a walrus

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:57pm

    1:43.......shut up you lying sack of shit

  • 60 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:43pm

    OMG! no lie, my dad is 54, sent me this same video, and said the same exact thing!!! sadly, i just accepted it as normal! haahahahah glad to see i'm not alone though!

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:21pm

    Your dad probably does suck dick

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:15am

    Sounds like a good father/daughter relationship, to me

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:18pm

    Omg I am so sorry for you. There is something seriously wrong with your father.

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:39pm

    9:51 you know the ages of all your friends dads? fuckin dad creeper

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:58pm

    In soviet Russia your dad is the walrus

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:33pm

    What's with all these honky cracker motherfuckers on this site I hate whiggers.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:52pm

    alot of these texts should be on fmylife instead

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:01am

    You should probaby take it off." and SHE was all, "Your boyfriend liked it." and I was like, "Uhm girl, no you didn't just go there." And she said, "Girl I think I just did."

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:39am

    old news. my teacher grabbed my phone while we were youtubing that. "well he shows more concentration than you do"

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:59am

    I have no idea how old my friends dads are... Thats actually kinda weird if you do know

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:41am

    Ur father is all kinds of fucked up!!!!!

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:41pm

    That's not as weird sucking ur dads dick. He made both my brother and I suck his dick every Thursday. You could say I've developed a taste for cum

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:21pm

    Yes people would state the age as a way to reinforce how old he is but that he's acting immaturely.

  • 36 37
    Submitted by ct01445 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:35pm

    tosh.0

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:19am

    Lmao first time i laughed at a text

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:03am

    So I broke that skanks face. That's what happens when you mess with Suzanne.

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:29pm

    Obviously she only stated her father's age to make a point that he really should be more mature than he is acting, and that it makes it creepier because he is old.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:25am

    I like 1:50's respnse. lol -Premeau

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:27am

    Maybe your mom should put out more so he wouldn't have to be thinking this shit.

  • 52 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:21am

    Read more texts? Or just read more

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:01am

    Dude I totally thought this was hilarious! Hahaha that's funny!

  • 46 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:47am

    Soviet Russia guy=win

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:31pm

    i wish i were a walrus now ;(

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:10am

    Generation upon generation of inbreeding.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:21pm

    First! Haha that's awesome

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Fyrdraca on Feb 6, 11 at 10:10pm

    Immediate response to reading this text: going to YouTube.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:21am

    this is hilarious. take the sticks out of your asses and fucking laugh.

  • 25 30
    Submitted by funnyfun22 on Apr 29, 11 at 11:10am

    Lol I hope it was an accident when he sent it to you.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:03am

    So I took off my heel, it was gucci, and hit that bitch in the nose. She grabbed my ponyta after that and I said, "Bitch better let me go." and she said, "Nuh uh."

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:30am

    1:08 reppin' LOTR. Love it!

  • 49 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:32pm

    This is pointless and definitely not funny.

  • 45 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:00am

    So today I saw Becky and was like, "Uhm, girl ehat choo wearing?" and she was all, "Uh, my cashmire sweater, duh," and I was like, "Well you look like a green hippo with that thing on

  • 46 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:33pm

    This is my family hahaha

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:45pm

    Lol thanks for that Its great to know I am not the only one with a family like that.

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:45pm

    10:41 that's not even funny, at all

  • 43 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:13am

    That's ok. My grandpa sent an email to our entire family about his wedding night. They stayed at a friends house at night bc they had a flight the next morning. His friend stole the sheet from the bed they did it on and put it on display in the house. It had blood on it...

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:30am

    I wish that I was flexible enough to lick my own pussy.

  • 46 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:53am

    Not only is this boring and didn't even bring a smile to my face but it's also forced and working too hard. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul

  • 40 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:46pm

    8:32 you tounge jam with your clam.

  • 47 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:53pm

    FYI it is possible to suck ur own dick. Look it up on youporn. It's called auto fallatio

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:28pm

    This has nothing to do with drinking, its just some kid talking about his dad. I doubt this was even really a text.

  • 45 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:46am

    You have a cool father.

  • 32 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:06am

    I am the egg man, I am the egg man, coo coo cachoo!