My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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Lol I hope it was an accident when he sent it to you.
Lol I feel the same way my dad crosses the line daily...
In soviet Russia, walrus dick sucks you
IN SOVIET RUSSIA DICK SUCKS WALRUS
Yeah, your family is fucked up. How unfortunate for them to have you, such a humorless whiny bitch.
OMG! no lie, my dad is 54, sent me this same video, and said the same exact thing!!! sadly, i just accepted it as normal! haahahahah glad to see i'm not alone though!
Dude I can so see my dad sending me some shit like that! My family is totally fucked!
8:27 you're either a moron or still in high school. of all the people you text on a semi-regular basis, how many know the name and age of your dad? possibly 20% of my friends would.
this is that famed walrus "s-in his own d" video
I'm flexible enough to lick my own pussy ;)
Hhahahahaha Ive totally seen that video.
my teacher grabbed my phone while we were youtubing that.
"well he shows more concentration than you do"
9:51 you know the ages of all your friends dads? fuckin dad creeper
...8:32 attention seexking slag.
What's with all these honky cracker motherfuckers on this site I hate whiggers.
508 how are women slaves? And everyone is a sinner. Noones perfect. Doesn't matter your religion or lifestyle choices. And you said jews twice you antisemetic dumb fuck.
Sounds like a good father/daughter relationship, to me
I fucked your dad like a slutty sea lion.
Coo Coo ka-Choo!
I love to fart in a room and cover the doors with towels so none of the smell escapes and just sit in there and try to taste the smell. I usually end up jacking off because tht odor really turns me on
This is pointless and definitely not funny.
Yes people would state the age as a way to reinforce how old he is but that he's acting immaturely.
Immediate response to reading this text: going to YouTube.
Legolas! What Do Your Elf Eyes See?
Family of ass clowns!
alot of these texts should be on fmylife instead
I had sex with my older brother when I was 5
In Soviet Russia you suck walrus dick
God the mods are fucking retarded. No one would say the age of their dad since the person they are sending it to would obviously know. Fake and fucking stupid.
You should probaby take it off." and SHE was all, "Your boyfriend liked it." and I was like, "Uhm girl, no you didn't just go there." And she said, "Girl I think I just did."
So I broke that skanks face. That's what happens when you mess with Suzanne.
One time my e-mail account got a virus and sent all kinds of weird shit to people.
Unfortunately a lot of them were from church, but oh well. I stopped going soon after that anyway.
832 tell me more pretty lady
Everyone look down (or up) at 8:27 and point
Obviously she only stated her father's age to make a point that he really should be more mature than he is acting, and that it makes it creepier because he is old.
8:57, what the fuck????
Your dad probably does suck dick
In soviet russia, dick sucks you!!!
That's not as weird sucking ur dads dick. He made both my brother and I suck his dick every Thursday. You could say I've developed a taste for cum
1:43.......shut up you lying sack of shit
Lmao first time i laughed at a text
I have no idea how old my friends dads are... Thats actually kinda weird if you do know
Generation upon generation of inbreeding.
Maybe your mom should put out more so he wouldn't have to be thinking this shit.
Tito say you are fat like walrus ass
In soviet Russia your dad is the walrus
Omg I am so sorry for you. There is something seriously wrong with your father.
That's ok. My grandpa sent an email to our entire family about his wedding night. They stayed at a friends house at night bc they had a flight the next morning. His friend stole the sheet from the bed they did it on and put it on display in the house. It had blood on it...
So today I saw Becky and was like, "Uhm, girl ehat choo wearing?" and she was all, "Uh, my cashmire sweater, duh," and I was like, "Well you look like a green hippo with that thing on
Ur father is all kinds of fucked up!!!!!
I wish that I was flexible enough to lick my own pussy.
Read more texts? Or just read more
10:41 that's not even funny, at all
So I took off my heel, it was gucci, and hit that bitch in the nose. She grabbed my ponyta after that and I said, "Bitch better let me go." and she said, "Nuh uh."
Dude I totally thought this was hilarious! Hahaha that's funny!
In soviet russia ur 54 yr old dad is a walrus
If you have seen this movie .. then you get how funny this fucking text is ..
You have a cool father.
First! Haha that's awesome
this is hilarious. take the sticks out of your asses and fucking laugh.
I like 1:50's respnse. lol
1:08 reppin' LOTR. Love it!
8:32 you tounge jam with your clam.
i wish i were a walrus now ;(
Not only is this boring and didn't even bring a smile to my face but it's also forced and working too hard. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul
I am the egg man, I am the egg man, coo coo cachoo!
Lol thanks for that Its great to know I am not the only one with a family like that.
Soviet Russia guy=win
This has nothing to do with drinking, its just some kid talking about his dad. I doubt this was even really a text.
This is my family hahaha
FYI it is possible to suck ur own dick. Look it up on youporn. It's called auto fallatio