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  • In soviet Russia, walrus dick sucks you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:14pm
  • Lol I hope it was an accident when he sent it to you.

    Submitted by funnyfun22 on Apr 29, 11 at 11:10am
  • IN SOVIET RUSSIA DICK SUCKS WALRUS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:24pm
  • Lol I feel the same way my dad crosses the line daily...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 2:30am
  • I'm flexible enough to lick my own pussy ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:32pm
  • 8:27 you're either a moron or still in high school. of all the people you text on a semi-regular basis, how many know the name and age of your dad? possibly 20% of my friends would.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:30pm
  • Yeah, your family is fucked up. How unfortunate for them to have you, such a humorless whiny bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:47pm
  • Dude I can so see my dad sending me some shit like that! My family is totally fucked!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:29pm
  • I love to fart in a room and cover the doors with towels so none of the smell escapes and just sit in there and try to taste the smell. I usually end up jacking off because tht odor really turns me on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:57pm
  • OMG! no lie, my dad is 54, sent me this same video, and said the same exact thing!!! sadly, i just accepted it as normal! haahahahah glad to see i'm not alone though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:43pm
  • Hhahahahaha Ive totally seen that video.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:47pm
  • /watch?v=Ros73m7xBRA this is that famed walrus "s-in his own d" video

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:21am
  • God the mods are fucking retarded. No one would say the age of their dad since the person they are sending it to would obviously know. Fake and fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:51pm
  • alot of these texts should be on fmylife instead

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:52pm
  • ...8:32 attention seexking slag. Physically impossible. 'Nuff said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:50pm
  • 9:51 you know the ages of all your friends dads? fuckin dad creeper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:39pm
  • What's with all these honky cracker motherfuckers on this site I hate whiggers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:33pm
  • 508 how are women slaves? And everyone is a sinner. Noones perfect. Doesn't matter your religion or lifestyle choices. And you said jews twice you antisemetic dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:27am
  • I had sex with my older brother when I was 5

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:24pm
  • Your dad probably does suck dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:21pm
  • Sounds like a good father/daughter relationship, to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:15am
  • I fucked your dad like a slutty sea lion. Coo Coo ka-Choo! Sincerely, -The Walrus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 8:57am
  • old news. my teacher grabbed my phone while we were youtubing that. "well he shows more concentration than you do"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:39am
  • Immediate response to reading this text: going to YouTube.

    Submitted by Fyrdraca on Feb 6, 11 at 10:10pm
  • Tito say you are fat like walrus ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:42pm
  • Legolas! What Do Your Elf Eyes See?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:08am
  • Family of ass clowns!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:02am
  • 832 tell me more pretty lady

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:41pm
  • In Soviet Russia you suck walrus dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:04am
  • So I broke that skanks face. That's what happens when you mess with Suzanne.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:03am
  • You should probaby take it off." and SHE was all, "Your boyfriend liked it." and I was like, "Uhm girl, no you didn't just go there." And she said, "Girl I think I just did."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:01am
  • One time my e-mail account got a virus and sent all kinds of weird shit to people. Unfortunately a lot of them were from church, but oh well. I stopped going soon after that anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:09pm
  • If you have seen this movie .. then you get how funny this fucking text is ..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:45pm
  • In soviet Russia your dad is the walrus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:58pm
  • Everyone look down (or up) at 8:27 and point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 7:34am
  • This is pointless and definitely not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:32pm
  • Obviously she only stated her father's age to make a point that he really should be more mature than he is acting, and that it makes it creepier because he is old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:29pm
  • Yes people would state the age as a way to reinforce how old he is but that he's acting immaturely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:21pm
  • 8:57, what the fuck????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Generation upon generation of inbreeding.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:10am
  • In soviet russia, dick sucks you!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:50am
  • tosh.0

    Submitted by ct01445 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:35pm
  • 1:43.......shut up you lying sack of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:57pm
  • That's not as weird sucking ur dads dick. He made both my brother and I suck his dick every Thursday. You could say I've developed a taste for cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:41pm
  • In soviet russia ur 54 yr old dad is a walrus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:05pm
  • I have no idea how old my friends dads are... Thats actually kinda weird if you do know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:59am
  • First! Haha that's awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:21pm
  • That's ok. My grandpa sent an email to our entire family about his wedding night. They stayed at a friends house at night bc they had a flight the next morning. His friend stole the sheet from the bed they did it on and put it on display in the house. It had blood on it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:13am
  • Maybe your mom should put out more so he wouldn't have to be thinking this shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 3:27am
  • Omg I am so sorry for you. There is something seriously wrong with your father.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:18pm
  • i wish i were a walrus now ;(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:31pm
  • So today I saw Becky and was like, "Uhm, girl ehat choo wearing?" and she was all, "Uh, my cashmire sweater, duh," and I was like, "Well you look like a green hippo with that thing on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:00am
  • Read more texts? Or just read more

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:21am
  • Dude I totally thought this was hilarious! Hahaha that's funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:01am
  • 10:41 that's not even funny, at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:45pm
  • So I took off my heel, it was gucci, and hit that bitch in the nose. She grabbed my ponyta after that and I said, "Bitch better let me go." and she said, "Nuh uh."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 3:03am
  • Ur father is all kinds of fucked up!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:41am
  • I wish that I was flexible enough to lick my own pussy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:30am
  • This is my family hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:33pm
  • 8:32 you tounge jam with your clam.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:46pm
  • You have a cool father.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 6:46am
  • Lmao first time i laughed at a text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:19am
  • I like 1:50's respnse. lol -Premeau

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 2:25am
  • this is hilarious. take the sticks out of your asses and fucking laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:21am
  • 1:08 reppin' LOTR. Love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:30am
  • Not only is this boring and didn't even bring a smile to my face but it's also forced and working too hard. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:53am
  • This has nothing to do with drinking, its just some kid talking about his dad. I doubt this was even really a text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:28pm
  • Soviet Russia guy=win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 12:47am
  • Lol thanks for that Its great to know I am not the only one with a family like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 9:45pm
  • I am the egg man, I am the egg man, coo coo cachoo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 9:06am
  • FYI it is possible to suck ur own dick. Look it up on youporn. It's called auto fallatio

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:53pm