is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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