bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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