Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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