in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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