i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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