thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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