margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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