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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 2:55am

    why is this on here?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:42pm

    He just didn't want to do paperwork, it's not that he's nice or that he liked you, he's just lazy. Which works....

  • 91 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 10:49pm

    i think this is a funny one seems how there are some iowa cops *cough* (creston) that are fuck ups

  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 6:28pm

    seriously...I've sent in WAY better texts than this...who chooses the stuff they put up?!?!

  • 86 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 12:57pm

    Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law hahahahahhahahahahahah

  • 86 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 3:45pm

    did u put your finger in his ass?

  • 86 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:28pm

    sleep with him and then handcuff him..and then ask him how it feels!

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 4:22pm

    He just wants to sleep with you.

  • 74 79
    Submitted by countryy74 on Aug 6, 10 at 11:05pm

    Welcome to Iowa :) 641 babyy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:43pm

    lol...sounds like a fun night

  • 65 71
    Submitted by DiabloCam on Oct 30, 10 at 3:59am

    Or D. T. F. Is what it kinda seems like

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 3:13pm

    should have gotten open container and resisting arrest....instead I got a fist bump and he let me off