I met the friendliest cop last night
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why is this on here?
did u put your finger in his ass?
He just didn't want to do paperwork, it's not that he's nice or that he liked you, he's just lazy. Which works....
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law hahahahahhahahahahahah
seriously...I've sent in WAY better texts than this...who chooses the stuff they put up?!?!
He just wants to sleep with you.
Welcome to Iowa :) 641 babyy
i think this is a funny one seems how there are some iowa cops *cough* (creston) that are fuck ups
sleep with him and then handcuff him..and then ask him how it feels!
should have gotten open container and resisting arrest....instead I got a fist bump and he let me off
lol...sounds like a fun night
Or D. T. F. Is what it kinda seems like