Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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