He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
