you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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