If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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