What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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