So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Never joke about your clitoris.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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