So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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