I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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we dont give a fuck what happens in soviet russia!!!
Andy has the makings of an UnSub on Criminal Minds. Mommy didn't respect her body and now any and all women are whores? Chillax dude.
Why would u take that much time typing that Andy? What a giant douche
in soviet russia, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Gotta love the sluts of Bergen county that don't know about birth control
Soviet Russia suck a cock
Yay Bergen county. Make us all look like cheap whores.
This would be funnier if the OP were male.
People aren't serious on these texts. So "Andy" calm yourself dude. Oh yeah and come out ofthr closet already. No straight guy writes a tyraid like that.
Ever hear of birth control? You whore? Do the world a favor, get your tubes tied. You are the type of parent who will blame everyone but YOU. Your whore/tramp of a daughter will have learned how to act, based upon you. Feel proud of yourself, tramp.
in soviet Russia drilug test pees in you
If you were pregnant? Let's all just hope not
Who is Andy? It still comes up as anonymous on my phone. Anyways I heard a story about a dude giving in his wife's urine instead, and they called and said he was pregnant, not sure if it's true but made me laugh.
Soviet russia jokes r funny , u all can go fuck yourselves