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  • 83 61
    Submitted by youarentcool26 on Mar 14, 10 at 9:02pm

    in soviet russia, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  • 76 51
    Submitted by AnDo35 on Mar 15, 10 at 5:21am

    Andy has the makings of an UnSub on Criminal Minds. Mommy didn't respect her body and now any and all women are whores? Chillax dude.

  • 81 64
    Submitted by janky on Mar 14, 10 at 7:25pm

    Why would u take that much time typing that Andy? What a giant douche

  • 75 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 10:08am

    Gotta love the sluts of Bergen county that don't know about birth control

  • 80 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 4:26pm

    we dont give a fuck what happens in soviet russia!!!

  • 67 51
    Submitted by itsajoke on Mar 15, 10 at 3:23am

    People aren't serious on these texts. So "Andy" calm yourself dude. Oh yeah and come out ofthr closet already. No straight guy writes a tyraid like that.

  • 67 56
    Submitted by motorcadeashes on Mar 14, 10 at 10:54pm

    Yay Bergen county. Make us all look like cheap whores.

  • 71 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 4:27pm

    Dirty jerz

  • 69 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 12:48pm

    Who is Andy? It still comes up as anonymous on my phone. Anyways I heard a story about a dude giving in his wife's urine instead, and they called and said he was pregnant, not sure if it's true but made me laugh.

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 15, 10 at 8:19am

    Soviet Russia suck a cock

  • 75 76
    Submitted by heavyweight420 on Mar 14, 10 at 4:04pm

    in soviet Russia drilug test pees in you

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 14, 10 at 9:59pm

    jersey, ftw

  • 65 62
    Submitted by M0st4f4 on Mar 15, 10 at 12:54am

    Soviet russia jokes r funny , u all can go fuck yourselves

  • 64 66
    Submitted by Troubled on Mar 14, 10 at 8:44pm

    If you were pregnant? Let's all just hope not

  • 58 59
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Mar 15, 10 at 6:14am

    This would be funnier if the OP were male.

  • Submitted by AndyM on Mar 14, 10 at 6:53pm

    Ever hear of birth control? You whore? Do the world a favor, get your tubes tied. You are the type of parent who will blame everyone but YOU. Your whore/tramp of a daughter will have learned how to act, based upon you. Feel proud of yourself, tramp.