I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
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Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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