Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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