I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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