i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
do nipples grow back?
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