there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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