Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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