my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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Well, actually, it would have been 'priceless' if your dad found you on the kitchen floor with a dude on top of you, his dick still in you, and a fork in your ass.
this made me hungry
Wait were you sleeping?
One of those 'daddys little girl' moments. *tear*
I can't beleive this site used to be funny
First comment was from an totally tool bag and I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with crack but one hungry drunk bitch lol
I did that last weekend!