my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
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Well, actually, it would have been 'priceless' if your dad found you on the kitchen floor with a dude on top of you, his dick still in you, and a fork in your ass.
this made me hungry
Wait were you sleeping?
I can't beleive this site used to be funny
One of those 'daddys little girl' moments. *tear*
First comment was from an totally tool bag and I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with crack but one hungry drunk bitch lol
I did that last weekend!