I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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