Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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