is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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