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  • SCIENCE!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 10, 13 at 12:14pm
  • I'd advise against repeated friction against contact dermatitis and weeping blisters. Instead just apply some medicine- don't want "rubbing one off" to take on a new meaning...

    Submitted by thatgirlinoregon on Jul 11, 13 at 7:02am
  • Maybe try calamine lotion instead of Vaseline. Or maybe just don't stick your dick in a stand of poison ivy.

    Submitted by goodhead50 on Jul 10, 13 at 8:58pm
    • Oops, make that poison oak. Either way, you're still a dumbass.

      Submitted by goodhead50 on Jul 10, 13 at 8:59pm
  • Clinic Doc says: that's NOT poison oak!

    Submitted by slucketlist on Jul 11, 13 at 1:45am
  • You'll get the cream inside your urethra if you actually jerk off with it. Depending on the "inactive" ingredients, that may or may not cause it to burn when you pee.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 4, 13 at 9:53pm
  • Were you jacking off with some poison oak to get it on your dick?

    Submitted by missmana55 on Jul 12, 13 at 7:49am
  • I agree with Oregon, but since you're a guy and you're going to do it anyhow- yes, use Benadryl

    Submitted by chitownirishgirl on Jul 12, 13 at 12:51am