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  • Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 10, 13 at 12:14pm


  • Submitted by thatgirlinoregon on Jul 11, 13 at 7:02am

    I'd advise against repeated friction against contact dermatitis and weeping blisters. Instead just apply some medicine- don't want "rubbing one off" to take on a new meaning...

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    Submitted by goodhead50 on Jul 10, 13 at 8:58pm

    Maybe try calamine lotion instead of Vaseline. Or maybe just don't stick your dick in a stand of poison ivy.

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      Submitted by goodhead50 on Jul 10, 13 at 8:59pm

      Oops, make that poison oak. Either way, you're still a dumbass.

  • Submitted by slucketlist on Jul 11, 13 at 1:45am

    Clinic Doc says: that's NOT poison oak!

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    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 4, 13 at 9:53pm

    You'll get the cream inside your urethra if you actually jerk off with it. Depending on the "inactive" ingredients, that may or may not cause it to burn when you pee.

  • Submitted by missmana55 on Jul 12, 13 at 7:49am

    Were you jacking off with some poison oak to get it on your dick?

  • Submitted by chitownirishgirl on Jul 12, 13 at 12:51am

    I agree with Oregon, but since you're a guy and you're going to do it anyhow- yes, use Benadryl