I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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