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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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I'm thinking I'd really like to hear the back story.
the glass jar shattered when you tried to shove it in your ass?? did it cut your testicals yes?
im sure that will be the last time you try to teabag a bullimic
The pussy you want is a vagina, not a cat.. Idiot.
god damnit. 760 is lame. im changing my area code
Whatever it was, it must've been a blast before the pain set in.
this is an ultimate fail
Someone's got the herps.
FIRSSSTT AH IM FAMOUS BUT SERIOUSLY IM HOT SO ITS OK
Didn't Eddie Murphy teach us not to put Old Spice on your junk before a date?
you were hot before, now youre just stickey.
I'm thinking "shaving experiment gone horribly wrong."
Next time, wash that cheese grater before you sex it.
chemical burns from nair? cause ive done that too
What the hell? What were you doing, teabagging a thorn bush? -The quiet chick in the corner.
need the reason behind this
I'm thinking possibly tried to light a fart on fire?
ouchhhh, be careful with those puppies
I'm most curious as to the reason behind the need for medication on the junk...
Best educated guess I have is sex through your zipper.
1:04 made me laugh:)
That Is Fucking Horrible.
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