Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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god damnit. 760 is lame. im changing my area code
this is an ultimate fail
im sure that will be the last time you try to teabag a bullimic
The pussy you want is a vagina, not a cat..
I'm thinking I'd really like to hear the back story.
I'm thinking possibly tried to light a fart on fire?
the glass jar shattered when you tried to shove it in your ass?? did it cut your testicals yes?
Someone's got the herps.
I'm thinking "shaving experiment gone horribly wrong."
Didn't Eddie Murphy teach us not to put Old Spice on your junk before a date?
FIRSSSTT AH IM FAMOUS BUT SERIOUSLY IM HOT SO ITS OK
Whatever it was, it must've been a blast before the pain set in.
you were hot before, now youre just stickey.
I'm most curious as to the reason behind the need for medication on the junk...
chemical burns from nair? cause ive done that too
need the reason behind this
Next time, wash that cheese grater before you sex it.
That Is Fucking Horrible.
What the hell? What were you doing, teabagging a thorn bush?
-The quiet chick in the corner.
ouchhhh, be careful with those puppies
Best educated guess I have is sex through your zipper.
1:04 made me laugh:)