she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
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some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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