Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Betty ford says i'm here all night
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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