Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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