hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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