i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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