ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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