i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
