Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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