Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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