Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
