At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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