Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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